Shlong

A shlong is a boner the will not go away and is there for eternal life

Oh dude he has a shlong!!

by Slayinchrome May 22, 2021

shlong

sematagiolos way of saying penis but in a very gangsta and swag way,if one is to use this word in theyre everyday life they will be granted "The Nigballs" achievement.

-yourfavouritefriendtagi

oh dayum youve got a really seki shlong! it is a noun and an adjective. Oh shlong,is another way of being frightened

by j nigga May 27, 2021

Shlong

A part of a male body which is a penis

I eat shlong

by I eat butt June 4, 2021

shlongbong

a large po

Did u see that shlongbong

by ur mom ate my pp August 29, 2021

Shlongdezvous

Shlongdezvous - Some kind of meeting with the intention on receiving shlong.

Elizabeth has a four O-clock shlongdezvous with a guy she met on Bumble.

by KingOfGawk July 10, 2021

Shconty (von Smell)

A selfish fat lazy shit formed over a billion years ago with megarexia and immense stupidity and multiple eating disorders and a gicantic invisible schlong bigger than the universe itself.

Also known as: yeshacontyconteiryrabbaigamliellevonsmellulercelulitus.

Shconty (Von Smell) your so kind.

by Ellosvs July 16, 2021

Shmoney

A word to describe Syrians who think they’re in a gang.

Look at all those shmoneys trying to pick up shtoops on Ave m

by Localsy September 16, 2021