Shart Puff

the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!

Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."

by Emboxxx1987 February 22, 2014

Power shart

The act of exerting additional force while sharting, to yield maximum discharge quantity of fecal matter.

I added some extra force to that power shart. Now my diaper is full.

by Buttcrust Bobby February 28, 2019

Dingle-Shart

When a dingleberry falls off one’s ass and becomes a shart.

Oof bro I think that dingleberry just became a dingle-shart.

by That damn fool December 18, 2019

Shart Recess

When one is close to a massive shart attack, but replels the shart attack with extreme clinching and squeezing.

"Dude are you ok?"

"Yeah, lets put it this way, my ass went out for a shart recess there for a second."

by Revan and Malak August 26, 2013

Shart-clench

The act of tightening one's butt cheeks to impede the release of a shart.

Because of his successful shart-clench his pants remained stain-free.

by CosmicCareBear October 9, 2013

Cotton Shart

Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.

Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010

file sharted

A small, unintended mistake that occurs when someone shares a file too quickly;

When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")

Dude I just file sharted our spring break pics to my boss and now I'm probably fired.

by SSTY March 28, 2017