spanking my monkey

When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey

Man I was on her insta and I just whipped it out and started spanking my monkey

by deeznoots June 10, 2016

shacking

Having sex in a little shack

Oh i went shacking last night and it was the best shacking ever

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

skanking

A form of hardcore dancing, much like moshing but with no physical contact.

Skanking, ground punching and windmill kicks

by Snackerr May 26, 2006

shacking

Lying on some type of furniture, preferably of a futon nature. Usually two females, or one male and one female. Involving talking, bonding, and much fun but on an entirely platonic level. Powwowing is an exceptable activity while shacking.

*NB. Usually only possible by males of a mature personality. Females do not have these kinds of issues.

Hey wanna shack tonight? Sure, let's go hit the futizzle. I need a break from these exams.

by Rukku December 9, 2003

spanking

Procrastinating, often by web surfing online. Goofing off by enjoying yourself instead of getting something done. Refers specifically but not exclusively to masturbating ("spanking the monkey"), especially while looking at porn online.

Am I interrupting?
Nah, just spanking. What's up?

by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007

Sharking

The act of sending a friend request to a anonymous female on facebook or any other networking site (preferably a female you do not know) and either;

Engaging into conversation with them.
Successfully getting there number.
Arranging a time and place to officially meet.

A true shark, is one who meets a random over facebook, and has sexual intercourse with them.

Example is conversation after a shark (Sharking) has recieved a notification saying 'X accepted your friend request'

Female - Hey, do i know you?
Male - Na, just a random add, you seemed like a nice girl to talk to!
Female - Ahahah thanks, you ok?
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by The_Real_Mcoy August 25, 2011

sharking

Sharking is a parking phenomenon where a group of people in vehicles circle a completely full parking lot in an attempt to take the first spot someone else vacates.

The end result is a line of vehicles circling around a parking lot, much like sharks in the movies.

"This parking lot is full."
"How do you know?"
"Do you see all the people sharking for spots?"
"I guess we're gonna have to park at the strip mall a block away."

by Remy September 3, 2009