seeing double

Expression that refers to when you are hammered, drunk etc, to the point at which you get double vision and are unable to see properly.

I was seeing double at the end of the night in the pub

by David K June 15, 2004

seeing Mr. Brown to the coast

Taking a dump for several minutes.

I was just seeing Mr. Brown to the coast.

by Elpido Gomez August 23, 2006

Hairy swingers

The hirsute man-sacks which dangle freely beneath the mangina and shoot forth the calci-yummy when sufficiently cajoled.

Haw fanny-baws, wrap that nonsense or you'll catch a swift boot in the hairy swingers!

by Wee Woolie wan July 14, 2004

Swingers

Couples who like to participate in sexual activities with other couples or single males or females

Swinger 1:"Hey I'll shag your wife tonight and you shag mine?"

Swinger 2:"Hell yeah sounds good to me I love this swingers lifestyle"

Couple:So your single do you fancy a threesome with us tonight?

Single guy/girl:Oh yes please would love to play with you two

by Harry69 September 27, 2010

Swing Low Sweet Chariot

When two men kneel facing each other naked and attempt to swing each other's ballsacks into one another, a reference to the old negro spiritual.

Last night me and my roommate attempted to swing low sweet chariot however our sacks wouldn't tap.

by Mark Bellhorn December 7, 2010

mood-swingy

when girls get so emotional for no reason at all then go back to normal before you can even blink.

boy: hey babe
girl: fuck you!! i hate you!
boy: wtf?!?
girl: so what should we do for dinner?
boy: why are you so mood-swingy today?

by canpakeking522 March 7, 2008

Nut Swinging

A person, normally male, who proceeds to set up a drag race against another individual with their friends vehicle. When in fact, they themselves are incompetent of building, and/or driving a race car themselves.

I want to race, but Stevie keeps nut swinging off of Aaron and his car...it's pathetic.

by Theman1989 April 2, 2011