by Mark C. McKenna September 15, 2010
Get the semen 'n' dreamin'mug. Semen Retention Syndrome also known as SRS – this is when a man is suffering from symptoms similar to PMS. This is caused by a back up of semen as a result of NO sexual relations, or masturbation.
by Best Filth April 29, 2009
Get the Semen Retention Syndrome mug. by Dutch May 3, 2003
Get the Full-Bodied Semenmug. A cookie batter filled with semen and any other topping. Then cooked at 450 degrees in oven for 30 minutes. When finished serve to your guests and have them guess what’s inside! (Warning: This may start a house fire so be cautious or do it outside. Cookies may be salty.)
Person1: Damn, these cookies taste great! What’s the secret ingredient?
Person2: That’s a family secret!
Person1 and 2: *laughs*
Person1: Mine tastes salty.
Person2: Yeah, almost as if they’re semen filled cookies.
Person2: That’s a family secret!
Person1 and 2: *laughs*
Person1: Mine tastes salty.
Person2: Yeah, almost as if they’re semen filled cookies.
by Name Unrelated March 1, 2019
Get the Semen filled cookiemug. A term used in the military well before the 1980's to describe a soldier who drinks entirely too much and has sex with as many women as he can while on liberty.
by AlchlcSmnThrwr August 20, 2011
Get the Alcoholic Semen Throwermug. by Joshua B-rooks July 6, 2012
Get the semen seal of approvalmug. When you just took the biggest , smelliest, hottest steamiest load in a perfectly round concave cylinder. It looks just like fresh Campbell's chunky chowder soup.
" Ohh man, last night i made the tastiest heaping bowl of semen, she couldnt finish it, and threw up all over my brand new pokemon pajamas."
by Lemons. February 7, 2010
Get the Heaping Bowl of Semenmug.