seed depository

Another word for female, in reference to a her purpose as the receptacle of sperm for impregnation.
A seed depository's main goal in life is to become a baby-mama and collect child-support.
by artist6000 December 26, 2014
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Cloud Seeding

When Individual is jerking off or having sex and it seems they can’t finsih, and mid stroke, they feel someone massaging their prostate and they bust their load all over.
Ayyy Yoo, Can you cloud seed me, I need a little help making it rain.

Last night if it wasn't for you cloud seeding me, I would still have blue balls.
by Deathdesired247 May 30, 2024
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Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.
NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."
by og_mateo91 August 19, 2015
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Nicotine Seed

The yellow discolouration of semen due to extensive smoking and nicotine use.
Shit man. Did you see the colour of his spunk? Talk about nicotine seed!
by SeedDemon83 February 13, 2021
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seed buddy

The person with whom you jack it on a cracker with. Or the person your comfortable wanking it while they are asleep next to you, you sick pervert.
Yeah Johnny over there, he doesn’t know it but he’s my seed buddy.

Hey dude wanna be seed buddies?
by Bowiejay November 14, 2017
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Sleepy Seed

A result of the prolonged engagement in Eye-Sex
Oh man, that eye sex was so rough with Shaina, I had sleepy seeds for weeks!
by Skamakazi March 25, 2010
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