Second Friend

A second friend is a friend of your friend. They typically do not hang out with you unless you are hanging with your friend in common (known as a first friend). This is because hanging out with a second friend is usually awkward, as usually the only thing you have in common is that you both know your first friend. Sometimes if you spend enough time with a second friend, they can upgrade to a first friend. Then hanging out with that person is no longer awkward.

Say that Paul is your friend, and that David is his friend. But, sometimes you hang out with David because you hang out with Paul.

Michael: Hey man, you going to David's tonight?
Me: Is Paul going to be there?
Michael: Nah man, he's out of town.
Me: I probably won't go, he's more of a second friend.

by Social Expert July 8, 2012

Mississippi seconds

Sloppy seconds with incest.

Billy Bob got Mississippi seconds with his sister after his dad had a go.

by KobishSmith August 22, 2014

Sloppy Seconds

To get with a guy right after another girl does. Plain & Simple.

Jessie: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Maura Tryna Get With Evan, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"

by jessiesabbb December 19, 2018

second-to-last

The penult

second-to-last is when you are not the worst but right above.

by comadreja September 22, 2017

Second Cornetto

The sign of the second cornetto, most commonly seen at rock concerts and made by extending the index and little fingers while the middle two fingers are bent down and held in place by the thumb.

After pulling off a tricky solo, Angus saluted the baying crowd with the sign of the second cornetto.

by perumbo February 19, 2010

second life

A person who runs a second virtual life, useally under a different name on a mass multiplayer online role play game such as WoW or Guild Wars. Useally this person rejects their freinds and social life in order to continue with this second life

"Dave never comes out anymore, he's too busy with his second life"

"Dave is always playing on World of Warcraft, that guy has a second life"

by John Oliver May 9, 2007

second wind

The act of urinating into a condom while still penetrating a woman, after orgasm and loss of erection. The inflation of the condom due to urine gives the woman the sensation that the man has regained his erection, and can perform again, i.e. a second wind.

After he climaxed, he wanted to impress his girlfriend with a quick recovery; but could only fake it with a second wind.

by JamesHill014 December 19, 2008