scratching

An excuse for masturbating in a friend or relatives house if you are caught.

Just scratchin' give me a minute. Nearly done.

by Stuart Green April 17, 2003

Cat Scratch

A tie in tic tac toe is called a Cat scratch

*a tie just happened* Joe: "man cat scratch again"

by Big al 4872 February 23, 2011

Cat Scratch

The act of having sex with a woman from below while she scratches your chest. She will also screech every gyration to add to the sexiness.

"Mary cat scratched the hell out of Austin after dinner."

by Prince de Perse February 1, 2009

Scanch

an insult referring to any word you wish to say to someone without actually fully insulting them. A friendly way to insult.

Bob you are such a scanch and everyone knows it.

by Alex Conly December 15, 2008

nob scratch

To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.

You nob scratch! (Your action is about as useful as me scratching my nob)

by Bishmeister June 27, 2006

Ankle Scrunchie

A scrunchie, or scrunchie's, worn around the ankle that is meant as a sign of disrespect to modern VSCO culture. It is counted as disrespectful because of the close proximity to the foot, which is generally a stinky body part.

One could also wipe their heiny with a scrunchie thus showing disrespect, but would be very uncomfortable.

Joe: "Hey Kyle why are you wearing ankle scrunchies?"

Kyle: "To really stick it to the VSCO girls and Candy Ken! They're right next to me smelly ooo stinky stinky feet!"

Joe: "Tight, Ima go cop some ankle scrunchies too! Screw you VSCO girls!"

by Slippery Loofa October 22, 2019

Cat Scratch Fever

Slang mostly used by males. Can be used by females too. Used when a male catches sexual feelings for a female. When her body drives him insane, when it’s all he thinks about. There is no cure. She gives him cat scratch fever, and in turn he can learn to give it to other females as well.

Male 1: “Bro did you see her?”
Male 2: “Yeah bro she’s a hottie”

Male 1: “She’s givin’ me cat scratch fever!”

Male 2: “Aw bro watch out there’s no cure”

by RonantheAccuser June 12, 2021