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Science class

A dumb class you take in school and will never use is your life
"hey what class do we have next" "Science class" "SHit"
by HolyPreacherowo November 15, 2020
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doctor science

A somewhat sarcastic nickname given to somebody who just gave a random scientific fact that might have something to do with the current conversation.

Originated from the original Doctor Science, a character belonging to comedian Dan Coffey, who "knows more than you do", has "a masters degree! In Science!", and would answer questions about random yet silly science with bogus yet silly answers (and even had a television show for a season or two in the states).
Q: Dear Doctor Science, if the speed of light is 186,000 miles per hour, what's the speed of dark?

A: Well, since dark is broken light, it doesn't really have a speed; it just kind of sits around until somebody turns on the light.
by ke6isf August 9, 2004
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consensus science

The first and last refuge of the clueless. Essentially an oxymoron, since the mechanisms of "consensus" (in the sociological sense) and the methods of science are mutually exclusive.
Consensus science teaches us that the sky is going to fall.
by Rod Brock April 6, 2008
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The Science Experiment

When someone walks out naked in a lab coat with a lab table, ties down the victim to said lab table naked, ass up
and takes an entire bottle of the hottest hot sauce and pours it all, into said persons anus.then, the person corks it.then the scientist spoon feeds the person laxatives and waits for the volcano to erupt
I totally did The Science Experiment to this chick last night
by Chris Jedzinack November 21, 2010
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Hot science teacher

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Ms strazzera is a hot science teacher
by Mak mak cheese July 21, 2021
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edison fantasy science

It's a very cool steampunk manga.
Milo is a teen living in a small town under a huge waterfall which fall from the surface.She excel in building mechanical machines to help others.But once a strange war machine fall down from the surface and Milo's life changes for ever.
Edison fantasy science: a cool steampunk manga
by jmbslave December 8, 2007
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Abomination-of-Science Egg Creature

1) A creature created in the name of science out of egg-shaped Rice Krispy Treats and yellow, white, and pink icing; Eyes oddly resemble sunny-side-up eggs.
2) An abomination of man, by man.
"This Abomination-Of-Science Egg Creature continues to fascinate scientists all over the world!"

"Pffft, Stephanie made an Abomination-Of-Science Egg Creature for Easter. It made everyone lulz."
by Ninja Sniper Kitty January 9, 2010
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