Salmon Jack

A person, preferably tired and worn out by the bullshit in their life, that swims upstream as a result, like a salmon.

David really isn't getting a blumpkin with the rest of us? What a Salmon Jack!

by michael burgers May 14, 2024

Salmon Licker

Lesbian, gay or bisexual female. A woman who enjoys the delights of giving oral pleasure with the tongue.

1. "You guys are wasting your time, she's a real salmon licker."
2. Man1: "How did the first date go last night, did you get laid?"
Man2: "Fucking waste of time, the bitch must be a Salmon Licker"

by Sebonis February 24, 2010

Miles The Salmon

A salmon named Miles who is a funny, hot and nice person.

They also fucked a toilet

Miles The Salmon fucked a toilet

by GhostGuy<3 November 07, 2021

Nuclear Salmon

A color located in between hot pink and salmon, Its the color you get when you feed a salmon nuclear energy.

"I bought a nuclear salmon sweatshirt the other day".

by Splet August 06, 2017

Salmon Trench

Colloquialism of Vagina.

"Oi, take a gheez at my salmon trench."

by bunt January 18, 2008

Samuel El Salmon

Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.

Damn lucas, you fucked Samuel El Salmon?!

by Zlla January 28, 2025

callum salmon

muppet, nonce even.

that guy is such a callum salmon

by urmumisfruity January 09, 2022