Safety

A phrase you say after you fart in order to protect yourself from the infamous doorknob call. If you fart and don't say safety before someone says doorknob, they're allowed to beat the living shit out of you until you touch a doorknob.

John: Safety!
Rick: Oh you fat cunt, that disgusting
John: Its a manky one haha
Rick: You bellend

by Prokaryotic Penguin May 20, 2020

Safety

Somebody who is very much friend zoned. It’s like homie, gang etc. If you call someone Safety, they’re in friend zone for life.

Person 1: Hey babe, how are you?

Person 2: What’s good, safety?

by nikkakikka November 17, 2022

Safety

A defensive black person who normally is positioned under the female during sexual interactions. This usually occurs when a black male has sexual interactions with an asian female, especially when the man gets her online for personal entertainment.

The man next door has Safety last night. It was horrific.

by ThisIsMemeCity360noscope21 December 13, 2017

Safety

It's not a grand conspiracy

Hym "You are violating my rights because you are vaguely concerned for your safety. The only lesson to be learned here is that you don't actually care about anything in a deontological capacity. You don't agree on rights and you're desperate power hungry people who only care about imposing you will on others. Die faster."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

Safety

Yeah, harm is bound to happen.

Hym "I do not give a fuck about what your number 1 concern is. I am not here to keep you safe and I am not here to labor indefinitely for nothing. Your strategy of delay gratification to the grave isn't going to work on enough people for long enough and your safety is entirely dependent on whether or not someone is motivated to harm you."

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023

Safety

Safety is the type of good behavior towards a problem. If you where in a sitiuation perhaps a robber is nearby,...safety is the key.

Most Humans don't have this special ability to be safe.

*Unknown Dangerous man* (Goes into a school)- "Hehehe.....i'm officially in the school..."
*Principal* (Speaker) "Everyone....get......to.....safety......"
*Random student* "Whats safety!!??..""
*Teacher* "Safety is key now!"
*Teacher* "Safety means to get security."

by Dictionary.com/;MC-REN-213-C^ March 4, 2019

Safety

Term used in Florida means stay safe out here in these streets

Ight bro I’m boutta slide I’ll hit you later, safety.

by dee tay February 12, 2021