Hym "I do not give a fuck about what your number 1 concern is. I am not here to keep you safe and I am not here to labor indefinitely for nothing. Your strategy of delay gratification to the grave isn't going to work on enough people for long enough and your safety is entirely dependent on whether or not someone is motivated to harm you."
by Hym Iam September 27, 2023
Get the Safetymug. by TikTok @vintagemez March 4, 2022
Get the Safety Patrol MVPmug. After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).
Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.
by Paterico December 9, 2008
Get the Safety-net submug. A drink in anticipation of stupid actions so as to provide a convenient excuse later. Also helpful to prevent being the designated driver.
I am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so I have an excuse later.
I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.
I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.
by manifestatate January 6, 2012
Get the Safety Drinkmug. by anonymous December 1, 2023
Get the Safety scissorsmug. Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.
by CBcooper April 30, 2025
Get the Safety Simpmug. I believe the Online Safety Act is abhorrently stupid and that we should blow up the British government.
by Esquivalience July 30, 2025
Get the Online Safety Actmug.