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light switch

1) A woman/man who appears much hotter in the dark than with the lights on.

2) The act of turning off the lights to hide an unattractive mate.
1) Bro, its last call at the bar. Club lights are about to come on and your in for a surprise. That girls a light switch.

2) Although she's ugly, i haven't got any in a while. When i get home, i'll just light switch her.
by kevin kage March 18, 2011
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Rape Switch

The point where something is switched on in the brain to make the average male, who wouldn't normally consider committing rape, actually think of it as a viable course of action. Usually Alcohol related.
"There's something about Jo Bowles that flips my Rape Switch!"
by Tim_Mah May 21, 2013
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Switch hitter

A lesbian or gay male who is the "guy" in one relationship and can be the "girl" in a different relationship.
I thought Gillian was the girl with Leslie, why is she buying strap on's?

She's the guy with Jen, she's a switch hitter.
by Evilrazor January 2, 2016
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Switch Off

Two people (male, or female) taking turns giving oral sex to another person at the same time.
1. shes a whore she switch es off.
2. Dude did you hear? Janet and Annie switch-ed off on me last night... it was a great experience.
3. would you ever switch off with her?
by Yolayolayola January 24, 2011
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Cincinnati switch

When two male parties consciously decide to switch female companions at a finite point in the evening.
Jonathon was macking on Susan Friday night. However around midnight there appeared to be a Cincinnati switch as his friend Esteban moved in for Susan, and Jonathon decided to game on Susan's friend Mary whom Esteban was previously chatting with.
by twppinainteasy April 26, 2011
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Bate and Switch

When a female does certain things sexually, so a guy will like her, then after they start dating, she doesn't do it anymore.
Lisa : "Karen told me she gives Carl head all the time so he will like her, but she stopped after they started dating"

Jamal: "Man, talk about a Bate and Switch "
by MC TACO February 20, 2011
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Straightbian Switch

A straightbian switch is when a dyke/butch/stud lesbian (typically dominant) suddenly claims to be straight and starts dressing/acting more feminine out of nowhere.
Person 1: "woah, who's that new girl?"
Person 2: "she's not new, that's Sam"
Person 1: "no way, Sam's a dyke. That's not her!"
Person 2: "I know its hard to believe, but she did the straightbian switch... She's not a lesbian anymore, bro."
by 2thug4you October 6, 2019
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