-My cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.
-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!
-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!
by nicholasbrunello November 01, 2010
The act of ejaculating onto the head or face of an important individual and using said semen as an adhesive agent by which to attach a document such as a resumé w/wo cover letter.
by Dragon K March 29, 2009
Bro do you remember when Taylor camel stamped Donny's face at Bryce's party while Jeff videotaped it?
by GBR Gang December 19, 2016
John stop Hog Stamping me it hurts.-Tiffany
Dont stamp me with that hog.
The Hog Stamp gave me a red dick outline on my face.
Dont stamp me with that hog.
The Hog Stamp gave me a red dick outline on my face.
by BigHomieJohn September 07, 2008
the circular ring of of gooey substance ; also known as"truffle butter}", that leaks from anus when sitting in upright position on any type of furniture. leaving a ring like mark that looks like the letter O , after anal sex.
is that a gravy stamp on your sheets ?
by lil ms attitude April 17, 2016
When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
by Heidimatt May 02, 2005
by Mallory StrongCock April 09, 2004