Spices

The reason why Europeans went looking for the West Indies ... according to their letters sent home to their wives and children.

Not to be taken literally - the explorers actually meant spices as in sexy tan Indian women.

Columbus: Yo Dona, I found so many spices. I'm going to be so f'ing rich when I sell them!

Dona: (to self) I love it when my man isn't home

Columbus: (to self) Sexy hot women! Woo-hoo!

by Mr. 29 September 26, 2010

spicey boner

The act of rubbing tobasco sauce on one's boner in order to make it spicey.

Will bought some tobasco to get spicey boners.

by lordcooterblood July 30, 2008

spic sandwich

when a rediculously lazy hispanic mother has to resort to feeding her rediculously lazy hispanic kid re fried beans on white bread because they ran out of chicken and green chili

dude im so hungry, all i had today was that spic sandwich my mom made me this morning before i went and attempted to skateboard like the white kids.

by phrempdown March 10, 2011

spic dust

the dust often left around the outside of one's rectum if they do not wipe their asshole well enough. Usually gets uncomfortable when you get swass or swamp ass and creates a deadly chemical reaction.

Holy shit, this spic dust is killin' me!

Jesus man why don't you clean that spic dust off of your boxers!

by wathoggggggg March 24, 2009

spic

Derogatory term used to refer to Sapnish people.
originated back when spainsh immagrants would reply to any American: "no spica Ingles!" thus titling spanish person, Spic.

Gloria's sweet sixteen party was jam-packed with spics!

by Dannyrod October 11, 2007

Spic & Span

Getting your house, lawn, and/or garden cleaned by workers of Mexican descent

Instead of asking my girl to keep herself occupied while I work, we invested in Spic & Span for the low, low price.

by N2O-LMAO May 9, 2009

spice

Term (1970s) used for sweets in Yorkshire, northern England.

I'm going to get some spice from t'shop = I intend to purchase some confectionery.

by D. Speakman August 21, 2005