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Beefy Sparkler

A withered or ‘spentpenis
He seemed to have a well used penis. It resembled a beefy sparkler, much like uncooked spaghetti covered in thick gravy
by ElementaryHolmes July 14, 2022
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stevie sparkle

Man, you deserve to be at the top table with Stevie Sparkle. I am not worthy.
by Stevie Sparkle August 3, 2022
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raspberry sparkle

“hey do you smell that raspberry sparkle?” “it’s just edward being edward”
by sparklingforian August 25, 2022
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Turkish Sparkleshow

When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.
P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."
by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023
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Brain sparkles

The working brain of a neurodivergent person (adhd or asd)
I forgot where i put my phone down immediately after I put it down it’s just my “brain sparkles”
by Kat arn August 6, 2023
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Twilight Sparkle-Money

Princess Twilight Sparkle, after she married Prince Little Money "L Money" and had her surname hyphenated to "Twilight Sparkle-Money" show him she loves him the most.
Everypony, Please welcome Princess Twilight Sparkle-Money.
by King Of My Little Pony November 25, 2024
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Twilight Sparkle

The tightest of all the 4 Princesses in Equestria, the one alicorn who serviced L Money since his first boner and is his wife and fuck buddy.
Twilight Sparkle was L Money's favorite...
by King Of My Little Pony February 25, 2025
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