The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.

I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.

by 997854543 July 31, 2020

Safety Scissoring

Scissoring with your clothes on

I love safety scissoring on the third date

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 15, 2022

Safety Glazes

Protective glasses to prevent semen from getting into your eyes .

My friend Shane always keeps his safety glazes on when I'm around.

by LollipopTom December 07, 2020

safety barbie

A female that is in a safety position within a company that sucks upper Managments dicks or owners that doesn’t understand there job.

Safety Barbie face print was found in the copier glass.

by Workplacefuckup November 21, 2017

Safety

Safety is the type of good behavior towards a problem. If you where in a sitiuation perhaps a robber is nearby,...safety is the key.

Most Humans don't have this special ability to be safe.

*Unknown Dangerous man* (Goes into a school)- "Hehehe.....i'm officially in the school..."
*Principal* (Speaker) "Everyone....get......to.....safety......"
*Random student* "Whats safety!!??..""
*Teacher* "Safety is key now!"
*Teacher* "Safety means to get security."

by Dictionary.com/;MC-REN-213-C^ March 04, 2019

Safety

Term used in Florida means stay safe out here in these streets

Ight bro I’m boutta slide I’ll hit you later, safety.

by dee tay February 12, 2021

Safety

A phrase you say after you fart in order to protect yourself from the infamous doorknob call. If you fart and don't say safety before someone says doorknob, they're allowed to beat the living shit out of you until you touch a doorknob.

John: Safety!
Rick: Oh you fat cunt, that disgusting
John: Its a manky one haha
Rick: You bellend

by Prokaryotic Penguin May 20, 2020