Fuck Me Runnin

a phrase said when you are totally lost for words and do not know whats going on. as heard on the tv show "Daisy of Love" by the drunken Weasel right before he got eliminated on the second episode.

"Omg, i was home all alone makin fries in the oven and i went to open it to see if it was done and a huge puff of smoke came out. them shits were burnt. then the fire alarm started goin off so i ran over to shut it off and i fell. i was like 'oh fuck me runnin' "

by lmfaoooMiCHAEL May 31, 2009

Running Track

An analogy between long distance running and drinking alcohol. Often used as a retort by those being taunted by people who are drinking at a faster pace than themselves.

Sean: Wow steve-o, you better catch up, you're two beer behind me!
Steve: Hey Sean, you ever run track?
Sean: No... why?
Steve: Well Sean, drinking is kind of like running track. If you waste all your energy sprinting at the beginning, what are you going to have in the tank for the homestretch?

by BattleDIK March 3, 2010

Running

Running is the act of getting high/being high.

"Hey man you look out of it, are you running?"

"Yeah I just got some more dank."

by swfool September 10, 2010

Running the red light

Fucking a girl in the vagina when you know that she is on her period. Usually not a good idea. When in this situation, simply go home and start shaking hands with dr. Jolly

Yesterday things got heated and she told me she was on her period but, I just went running the red light anyway. Man I shoulda just went home and shook hands with dr. Jolly

shaking hands with dr. Jolly

by Zach sol and ev April 23, 2009

running

A rather effective mode of transportation. Basically, the act of walking faster, but slightly different. Should not be confused with a sport. Is a major part of many sports, but not a sport itself.

Damn, that guy is running fast because he is trying to get to (insert name of place).

by iamprettycool March 18, 2009

Runion

1. An extraordinarily large male member.

2. A lightweight, in regards to alcoholic capacity.

"Check out the Runion on that guy!"

"Guy was trashed after two Mike's Hard Lemonades... what a Runion!"

by atomicdonkey August 24, 2003

Rubyism

being really happy but depressed at the same time. showing people that you care.

Ruby practices rubyism!!!

by not telling September 26, 2003