n., obviously meaning retarded. Pronounced letter-by-letter (AR-EE-TEE-AY-AR-EE-TEE-DEE), it is a play on the acronyms ADD and ADHD, used in situations where someone claims Attention Defecit Disorder or Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder as the cause of their idiotic behavior.
A: Sorry about that, man. I've got ADD.
B: You sure that's not RETARDED?
I was acting like such an ass that I thought I might have ADHD, but no; turns out it's just RETARDED.
Hey, I really am taking meds for ADD, so don't say I have RETARDED! I'm not retarded!
B: You sure that's not RETARDED?
I was acting like such an ass that I thought I might have ADHD, but no; turns out it's just RETARDED.
Hey, I really am taking meds for ADD, so don't say I have RETARDED! I'm not retarded!
by Talmanes December 26, 2006
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A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.
Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!
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Used to describe a total and complete retard, P.O.H. standing for Pants-On-Head. This is the highest level of idiocy one can achieve, and use of the term epic fail while calling said moron out is encouraged, because it is the only term known to man that can do justice to the stupidity of the action. It's that bad.
Moron: I'll be making 100,000,000,000 dollars when i patent my solar powered flashlight! Haha!
Guy 1: Wow, he's frigging POH retarded.
Guy 2: Epic Fail.
Guy 1: Wow, he's frigging POH retarded.
Guy 2: Epic Fail.
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Get the fucking retarded cunt mug.Typically this is a comment about someone who is really stupid, or so unconcerned about their safety that measures need to be taken in order to protect them from themselves and others from their dangerous tendencies.
Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.
Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.
Exhibit A:
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.
John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.
Exhibit B:
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.
Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?
Exhibit C:
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.
John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.
Exhibit B:
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.
Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?
Exhibit C:
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!
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