Retardedly Awesome

Something that is incredibly stupid or ridiculous as a concept but is also extremely awesome.

Mr. Ghosn: Did you know a Bugatti Veyron has 1000 hp?

Mr. Jones: That's retarded. Who needs 1000 hp in a car? No wait. . . . That's awesome. It's retardedly awesome!

by chaofun September 25, 2010

retaliatory masturbation

The act of masturbating over somebody who annoys you, in retaliation. Could be used as an act of revenge or just as an excuse to masturbate over them.

Man 1: 'Hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on Facebook.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'

by Alan Pincus13 November 26, 2013

rethunk

The act of rethinking an idea that seemed good at the time and improving it.

Ex: Krit and Corinne rethunk their idea of getting the hell out of here to become beach bums in 10 yrs. They are leaving tomorrow.

by Amanduha January 31, 2014

retardist

a mentally handicapped artist

"wow he must have a really difficult life."
"not as bad as you might think. He's a very talented retardist."

by crunch51 November 21, 2014

Retail gay

A typically flamboyant gay man that works in retail. Usually a retail gay will say something like "I work in the fashion industry for Nordstrom" this translates to "I fold clothes and sell designer clothes at Nordstrom for a living."

My friend tried to set me up with the only other gay person she knows, a retail gay that works at the MAC counter.

by TheCorporateGay March 7, 2016

Retiritis

Looking forward to retirement

"Mrs. Clark is suffering from retiritis and using all 30 of her personal days in one year, " frowned the principal.

by Red Baron 2017 May 25, 2016

reterding

This occurs when you have shits so bad that after you take a dump, then return for another round, the toilet seat is still warm.

I am reterding so bad, I can't ever go back to Titos taco shack.

by Quincy627 May 23, 2016