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Inanimate Resistance

Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.
"My condom is giving me some IR"
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."
by Kurrupt1976 June 17, 2009
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Respect My Gangsta

Something somebody says after doing something real thuggin'. Usually refering to the hidden gangsta in all of us.
Man 1: The guy on the corner tried to rob me

Man 2:What did you do?

Man 1:I punched him in the face and jacked him for his clothes and shoes

Man 2:Wow, isn't that harsh?

Man 1: Hell naw! Respect My Gangsta!
by Inspector Gadget August 31, 2004
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resist the urge

Just say, NO!
Avoid the temptation
Relax, don't do it ...
Take a cold shower.
Mebbe later.
"John Mark Karl, the despicable human being that he is, was able to RESIST THE URGE ( if you believe even a shred of his horrible claim to have been 'present when JonBenet Ramsey died'."

"We must RESIST THE URGE to enact laws criminalizing fraudulent confession hoaxes or alleged "intentions of evil".

But killing civilians in 'holy war' and disturbing the peace of innocent minds by systematically causing injury of threat or terror, should be quashed by the fullest extent of all civilized law and power. ...

"We've RESISTED THE URGE for long enough. I say 'NUKEM'.",
by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006
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respectable woman

The nicest way possible to call a girl a "Bitch." Instead of using a very "sexist" or insulting term in the eyes of women you call them respectable women. Using this term is a way to induce sarcasm so you don't get shamed on for calling a woman a "bitch."
Julie: Oh my god she's such a bitch.

Freddie: She does seem like a respectable woman.

Derrick: Yo I'm sick and tired of these respectable women. They keep fucking with my feelings.
by GoToYourRoom February 24, 2017
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Titty Residue

The residue left behind in a woman's brazeer after its been worn for x amount of time. Often sniffed, or licked by men or women of the Lesbian sexual preferance.
"Man, what the fuck are you sniffing that for?"
"Titty Residue."
by Griker November 5, 2004
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Drunk Reset

A vomit that restores you to an earlier save point of soberness
"I don't feel too bad now but I don't remember anything between here and the club."

"Yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back."

"Oh, that's good."

"Not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend's brother when it happened."

"Yish, not again."
by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011
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Residue Doo

The doo doo particles on your penis or fingers after having anal sex
"Dude after I put it in her butt I had some gross residue Doo on my dick!"
by SarahRichmond August 2, 2009
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