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Rubined

To be "Rubined" is to be derided in a slightly humorous but ultimately patronizing way, usually by a smirking shake of the head or similar sign of bemused disappointment. "Rubining" is performed by a male after his neurotic or offbeat male companion makes a social faux paus in the company of the opposite sex.
Offbeat Friend: So anyways, my masturbation schedule...

Females react with shock and dismay

Rubiner: (Shaking head with a vague smirk on face, as if to signal friend to desist from speaking...This friend has been effectively "Rubined")
by Pelicano September 8, 2008
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rufine

Rufine since you haven't been online?
by Hercolena Oliver December 9, 2008
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Julie Ruin

The singer of legendary riot grrl band Bikini Kill; Kathleen Hanna's alter ego.
by JulieRuinn January 29, 2009
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The Ol' Michelin Tire Routine

The routine is a set of sexual actions performed to enhance intercourse. The routine begins with the female bending backwards and grabbing her ankles or lower legs. She then (with assistance from the male if necessary) rolls forward onto the male's erect phallus. Once the penis is thoroughly mounted the male grabs the still rolled female and proceeds to rotate her 360 degrees on his penis.
Guy1 - "DUDE! How was the date with that yoga teacher last night?"

Guy2 - "Broski, it was awesome! I gave her the Ol' Michelin Tire Routine! It was totally sweet!"
by That Guy's Mob of Cronies December 9, 2008
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Evolution of Presidential Approval Ratings

1. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.

2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.

3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.

4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!

5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!

(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.

6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.

7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.

8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...

9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
by fgsfdsMASTER December 31, 2009
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keep a PG rating

verb. To keep one's online persona clean, usually when seeking employment.
"Hey, Steve, I really liked those pictures you posted to my Facebook page, but cool it ... I'm looking for work and I gotta keep a PG rating."
by The Mind of Matt September 1, 2009
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roting

Roting is a stoner slang form of the word Rotating aptly named for the "spinning" sensation inebriation can cause. Also known as Rotin' or just Rotating. Places of origin: British Columbia, Canada. A dance move, called the rotate (where one makes vertical rotation movements with both hands while rotating in a circle) has stemmed from this term. "Do the rotate, do the rotate!"
"Man, I was so rotin' last night."
by Reid October 15, 2004
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