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Being respected is overrated, like a billionaire's Christmas party.
The people most desperate to get respected, people like Patrizia Reggiani, Anna Delvey/Sorokin, Ezra McCanless, or the Ponzi scheme folks were usually dorks growing up.
by The Original Agahnim December 25, 2021
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Respect

Something not owed anyone.
It was interesting how Ben Affleck Jr. thought highly of all the folks that respected him, but thought those that didn't were some big ole piles of garbage. He thought that because he thought people owed him respect, or that he could walk over anybody he thought was weaker than him until they did respect him. In reality, people were already treating him like an adult and not a child, and nobody even owed him that much.
by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021
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Respected

Being respected is overrated, like a billionaire's Christmas party.
Nobody alive was put here first, and common sense tells you that no one sex was put here first either. There wouldn't be one without the other. If you have to walk over people to get respected, you're a weak person no matter what sex you are or what you look like.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.
“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”
by anonymous April 14, 2022
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Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.
“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”
by anonymous April 14, 2022
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Respectable Deniability

To refuse to discuss another person’s personal information that is unknown to the the person trying to confirm it. Be it gossip or fact.
Friend1: Did he confirm is (Insert Name Here) was seeing that girl.
Friend2: no he cited some respectable deniability nonsense
by RufusG23 November 3, 2021
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Respect Secretarys Day

On Every March 20th Secretarys of anything get to do or say anything to anyone on this day
Respect Secretarys Day
by Joe Deez Of your Mama March 20, 2022
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