Quaker oat

What you are eating a girls ass and she sharts in your mouth

I was eating Stephanie's ass last night after taco bell and she quaker oated my mouth

by Big Dick Binkley January 2, 2023

curry quake

The instance in which an overweight Pakistani or Paki falls to the ground.

Paki: I was walking all by myself when this guy threw me to the ground.

Friend: *Laughs* Did it cause a curry quake?

by Lawlable June 19, 2009

fetus quaker

what you are called when you accidentally microwave your fetus instead of your oatmeal

"MOM I JUST PULLED A FETUS QUAKER ON PIPPY" (pippy is the baby)

by elhuevoderoblox May 18, 2019

Quaf

Meaning a queer, awkward feeling.

"Dude, don't touch my leg ever again. You gave me the quaf!"
"This place is so quafy!"

by Jesenis February 21, 2009

Quadeca

absolute fucking cheese bag..... once went to mcdonalds and ordered a whopper

took a fat quadeca today

by The biggest tasty March 12, 2019

quaked

When someone is so excited they are overly shocked. The emotion rocks them to the core - it QUAKES them!

That totally quaked me to the bone!

by sweetness in C'Town November 23, 2009

Quaker

A collosal and difficult to shift turd.

"Hi Harry, is your wife in?"
"Sorry Jean, she's just gone upstairs to bury a quaker."

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004