When an event is supposed to be fun, entertaining, and generally awesome and it turns out to be dull and regrettable.
"Yea we were in the Ontario House to watch the Gold Medal hockey game but it turned out to be a wood pigeon."
by /grits/ March 6, 2010
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by Ufans May 31, 2019
Get the Go lick a pigeon mug.A nice way of saying, or calling someone a Shit Bird. Usually used in regards to those that are dirty in any manner imaginable.
by Detmurds April 3, 2009
Get the Stool Pigeon mug.Someone who has sex with pigeons. Usually competes in the sport of pigeon racing. Such a person keeps pigeons sex-starved in an attic for ages, then takes them away on a sultry foreign holiday to a love nest and tries to fuck them in the ass. After this, the pigeons fly away very quickly back to the loft. In this way, people can get the pigeons to race each other to be the first back to the loft.
Probable inspiration for the notorious porn series Stop the Pigeon, in which Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley tries to capture and rape an especially elusive pigeon.
Not to be confused with turkeystuffer, chicken choker, ravenraper, duckfucker or crowcrammer, nor with the more generic bird lover (see also chicken lover).
Probable inspiration for the notorious porn series Stop the Pigeon, in which Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley tries to capture and rape an especially elusive pigeon.
Not to be confused with turkeystuffer, chicken choker, ravenraper, duckfucker or crowcrammer, nor with the more generic bird lover (see also chicken lover).
"Belgian police have swooped on the homes of pigeon fanciers, seizing large quantities of suspected performance-enhancing drugs." (report on the use of viagra)
"This blog charts the life and times of a somewhat cynical pigeon fancier who spends all his spare time either thinking about or racing pigeons." (website)
"This blog charts the life and times of a somewhat cynical pigeon fancier who spends all his spare time either thinking about or racing pigeons." (website)
by Anuspounder June 12, 2008
Get the pigeon fancier mug.there were a family of pigeons...8 to be exact. when i went on holiday i asked my mate to babysit the pigeons...she cut pigeon number fours hair into a mohican so now he looks like a hen rather than a pigeon..
by lou December 10, 2003
Get the pigeon number 4 mug.An activity typically carried out by middle aged men with limited social options. These men load up pigeons in vehicles and drive them to insignificant towns near their home. They then release the pigeons and see if they are smart enough to fly home. When they get home, they win because the pigeons return but they lose because they're at their own house.
Some of the pigeoners greatest joy comes from raising the pigeons.
Some of the pigeoners greatest joy comes from raising the pigeons.
Cletus and Bubba are going to run to their trailer and pick up their pigeons. Then they are going to drive them all the way over to Battle Mountain so they can go pigeoning.
by Pigeonus Erectus August 21, 2012
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