Pulling a Mete

When you have too many backup crushes and end up messing things up with all of them.

Bob - So I like this one girl, but I don't know if she likes me, so I also like 3 other girls.
Bill - Be careful, you might end up pulling a Mete!
Bob - No, you're wrong! I am going to do this plan and not fail!

*1 day later*

Bob - Dang, I messed things up with all of my crushes!
Bill - Told you so! You pulled a Mete.

by milesman34 April 19, 2020

Public Library Crazy

To be absolutely insane beyond words. Since public libraries are open to all people from all walks of life they often become a second (first?) home for the mentally ill and paranoid. Public library crazy refers to people who talk gibberish and reek of urine and stale cigarette smoke. Public library crazy is the craziest form of craziness possible.

That homeless man who thinks the feds are after him like to hide in the restrooms at the library. He talks to himself and is convinced he is being spied on by Communists. He is indeed Public Library Crazy.

by Mr. Library June 11, 2008

levack public school

a shitty school where the teachers are ass holes and are paid to sit there and do nothing .

i went to levack public school and now i have no education for high school and now i think its cool to drink and get stoned!

by AWYEAHPAULYD'SGURLYEAH September 10, 2011

beating yourself in public

To post competing defs on Urban Dictionary and watch them "battle it out" before everyone's eyes.

King Kong, why did you pull a Nantucket Surprise by beating yourself in public?

by Shelly Bozdog August 8, 2006

Pig Pillin

Driving around in a truck or SUV with multiple pigs in the back, all of whom have consumed several different types of pills.

MC Pots and Pans: Pig Pillin, y'all be illin; we all chillin while the pigs be pillin.
Thumbtacks: Where'd you get dem pills?
P&P: Hundred dollar bills

by OkieSolidarity June 25, 2008

Pulling a Monica

Inspired by the television show Friends, "pulling a monica" refers to any and all screwups by an individual.

"Pulling a monica"

Monica: Okay, uh, please don't freak out, um, but, uh, there's a blue fingernail in... in one of the quiche cups. And there's no way to know which one.

Phoebe: And whoever finds it wins the prize.

Monica: You bet that I'd screw up? All that stuff about hiring me because I was good was...

Mrs. Geller: No no no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.

Monica: You promised Dr. Weinberg you'd never use that phrase.

by NotAtUVAThankGod June 16, 2007

pulling your pud

Masturbation, jerking off

You were pulling your pud the other night...I was watching.

by biggd60 May 15, 2006