poseur

a person who calls someone else a "poser" because they both have the same UV earrings

an openly lesbian eighth grader who, for some reason, has a boyfriend

someone who listens to the worst music they can possibly find in order to avoid being "mainstream"

someone who is reading this to make sure they're not a "poseur"

I'm going to wear bubble wrap to school so I can be original.

by Flamingo Bob February 1, 2004

poser punk

This is more of an opinionated definition, so if you don't like it, don't read it.

Now, for all of these people saying that 'poser punks' are people who listen to bands such as 'Sum41' and 'Good Charlotte', etc, and also saying that being a real punk is being unique and pretty much having no guidelines to whatever they do, then why are these people saying that, although being a punk is being unique and having no guidelines, as well as not caring what other people think, then why are they making guidelines by saying that if you listen to a certain band, then you MUST be a 'poser punk'. Excuse my run on sentence if you will, I felt a need for all those commas. Anyways, so if you are trying to have no guidelines, and trying to be unique, it's not going to happen because people still seem to be making rules about being a punk, and not being a punk. Say if you wear safety pins on your hat? Does that make you a 'poser punk' just because you like to do this? Just by listening to a band such a 'Sum41', does that automatically make you a 'poser'? Personally, I don't think so. I think that whatever you want to do, you do it. If you want to be a punk so badly, then follow what you like, whether it be from the mainstream, or something that's entirely new. Thanks for your time, and have a nice day.

"Poser punk is just another silly label"

by PFP July 29, 2008

skate poser

1. Someone who wears skate clothes (usually element, etines and DC's) but doesn't skate
2. Someone who skates for popularity (they normally aren't any good)
3. Someone who skates for guys/girls
4. Someone who claims they skate but just goes to the skate park
5. What mean advanced skaters sometimes call beginners

see poser

1. Broc is always wearing element tees but I know he doesn't skate.
2. John only goes skates so he can get popular
3. Lily skates cause she thinks guys will like her for it
4. Joe says he skates but he never brings his board to the park
5. "You suck, ur such a skate poser"

Poser: Dude I love to skate
Real Skater: Me too want to go the skate park?
Poser: Sure, I just got a new pair of Etnies
Real Skater: Etnies suck man, I have Fallen
Poser: O that sux did u break anything?
Real Skater: Poser...

by Sk8forfun October 23, 2007

poser punk

A common misspelling of Poseur Punk.

Poser Punk
Definition of "Poser" from the webster dictionary:
Poser - One who poses.
Poser2 - A puzzling question.

Definition of 'Poseur':
Poseur - a person who pretends to be what he or she is not : an affected or insincere person

by AliceInsane July 21, 2006

poosex

the act of anal sex without vacting the dung funnel first

'Im giong to have some poosex with honree, he likes it with the nuts in his helmet'

by alz0r February 21, 2006

Legend Killer pose

The signature pose/taunt of professional wrestler Randy Orton.

Randy Orton's pyro looks magnificant behind him while he strikes the Legend Killer pose.

by AKStylez December 4, 2007

T-Pose

The Act Of Asking Someone If They Are Ok With The Asker Outstreaching Their Arms While Still At Their Sides. The Phrase Is Also Synomimous With 3D Models.

Y’ALL MIND IF I T-POSE?

by Infinity0706 May 13, 2018