Postable

The act of determining social media posts worth posting.

I checked all the photos in my phone for postable pictures to add to Instagram before I posted them.

by Joey10pack February 21, 2018

Postaurion

The day after tomorrow. The English language doesn't have a word for the day after tomorrow

do you have any plans for postaurion

by CreativewCCDEwe432f3we1f August 29, 2018

Posttassenkalypse

A german word for the end of the world with delivery service mugs obliterating humans and taking over planet earth!

Oh no, the Posttassen are coming to kill us all, the posttassenkalypse has begun!

by postmug September 17, 2018

postmolonie

A hot one most certain to be top notch aye y’all should follow me too @postmolonie

@postmolonie y’all should follow me

by Postmolonie December 7, 2018

postage-pinchpenny

Someone who constantly attempts to minimize the cost of sending his outgoing mail, perhaps even resorting to dishonest/advantage-taking measures to save even more.

One of the most effective ways to be a postage-pinchpenny is to simply "reverse the charges" --- i.e., write your mail-piece's recipient's name and address in the space where its sender's address-information is supposed to go (and vice-versa), then slap a few cents'-worth of postage on the envelope/box so that it still won't cost you much to ship your parcel but it won't blatantly look as if you are merely trying to mail the parcel for free, and deposit your item in the Post Office's "anonymous" mail-slot or "outside box" to avoid your having to face the scrutinizing eyes of a postal employee who naturally would just reject the package right off. Then, of course, the Post Office will have no choice but to just unwittingly go ahead and deliver your package to its intended recipient (incorrectly believing that he is the sender who grossly under-stamped the package, and that they are therefore merely performing a "returned to sender for postage" procedure); this works best for merely "local-destination" mail, since the Post Office might balk --- and be suspicious about how this "distantly"-return-addressed parcel ever got into their "local" outgoing-mail box --- at expensively "returning" a mail-piece to a faraway location.

by QuacksO February 8, 2019

Postal Pickle

Trend initiated in Germany in the early 2010s, originating from the older rural hospitality custom of sending a guest home with a jar of pickles or other preserves. The recent modern practice of including a pickle with gifts of gratitude or invitation has been popularized in western European countries, the US, and Canada.

Earlier related adoptions in the west (US/CAN) include pickles accompanying deli sandwiches or other 'working man' lunches (particularly common in the US tri-state area, given the large European immigrant community).

Bro! You got a postal pickle?! That's so sweet, she must really want you back...

by postalfiend62 August 18, 2019

postapocalypse

When the LMS God devours the news feed.

"Fuck. Time to LMS! Eric's starting to Postapocalypse again."

by Lms God September 2, 2019