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Butt Police

Similar to terms like Mr Tickle fingers or the Knee-grab Crab, being "the butt police" involves running after other people making a 'whoo-whoo' siren-like noise and holding grabbing hands out in front of you giving the impression you are going to grab a person by the rear end.

The term was coined by Detective Butt Sergeant Paul MacMillan of Preston, England who regularly makes attempts to arrest his small children resulting in screams, giggles and avoiding capture.
"Oh-oh, you better watch out or the butt police will catch you.... WHOO-OO-OO-OO!!"
by GoggleboxUK November 28, 2018
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Raffle Police

Admins/Mods on STRAB get called this regularly. Used to describe those who sit on facebook all day doing nothing but outing raffle scammers. These people have a large fan-base of 50,000 followers (almost), all of which are single muvvas on bennyfits.
What are you, the raffle police?
by STRAB2019 April 16, 2019
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speech police

Speech Police are do-gooder individuals or government officials who correct or silence others when they speak their minds when using banned or disparaging words.
The speech police are actively correcting anyone who say it's a chinese virus.
by 2B+ March 21, 2020
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bonk police

Someone you horny people wanna run from..
Oh god I’m getting an erection
Oh crap! It’s the bonk police!
by Bonk police March 4, 2021
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The Organic Panic

Refers to the subculture of people who will only eat organic food and make sure everyone knows it.
Is that organic?! I can't possibly eat that if it isn't 100% organic and I want you to know it. Is that applesauce organic? Because if it's not it might poison my child. Really? McDonalds, do they have an organic menu? I'm part of The Organic Panic.
by llibymme August 22, 2012
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last minute panicees

Women in their late 20s and at the beginning of their 30s, who are single and start panicking that they will end up alone. So they desperately search for a man and hence substantially lower their utopian high quality standards in order to eventually enter into a relationship with a man to save their future.
Boy yesterday I went to this club and I met one of these last minute panicees. She was so desperately in need and I already could sense the panic that she will end up alone, that even though I was drunk as hell she gave me her number in order to see me again.

Look at her, she is throwing herself at me as if I were her last chance to eventually get pregnant. I tell you, she is panicking.
by Ramon1512 February 16, 2013
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Coruscant underworld police

The best character in Star Wars Galaxy of heroes. He is considered the meta in the game. He often dominates Arena and other modes of the game.
I completed the heroic Sith Raid with just my Gear 12 Coruscant Underworld police.
by SeaPancakes April 18, 2019
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