don't poke the bear

A phrase uttered to ward off people who are needlessly angering, upseting, or annoying you... sometimes even going out of the way to do so. A different way to warn people that they're on thin ice, or that a joke is going too far.

John, eating pancakes: Ughh, these are terrible...

Macy: I'm sorry I tried not to burn them this time...

John, laughing: The syrup isn't even seeping in!

Macy: Hey, you never cook so don't complain!

John, still giggling, takes another bite and makes a gagging sound

Macy: Hey, don't poke the bear!

by bahalaugh January 24, 2011

PokéAIDS

PokéAIDS is a fan term used to refer to the Pokémon virus Pokérus.

- Hey, my Abomasnow caught the Pokérus!
- You mean PokéAIDS?
- My mistake!

by PkmnTrainerJ January 27, 2008

Circle Poke

Its when a bunch of girls and guys gather and poke eachother in the butt with either penises or dildos

WOW did you ever get circle poked by one of them schwongs

by W to the double o dizzle November 30, 2004

Possum Poke

Fingering a girl in the butt repeatedly until she turns around and you poke her in the eye with a poopy finger.

She was being a total bitch so I gave her the Possum Poke.

by For Mr. J. Wilson. August 4, 2006

poke

Glasgow slang for when you stick your fingers in a girls vagina. This usually gives them pleasure unless they have dun it millions of times before.

Hey Phil! Stop poking her and get your ass over here.
I poked that girl last night. I think she really enjoyed it!
I poked here so hard my whole hand nearly went in there. She was really wide.

by Pip n Chrisy ROCK! December 28, 2005

Facebook poke

A feature on Facebook which allows users to interact without actually talking. Many guys falsely perceive it as a way for girls to indicate that they want to have sexual intercourse with said guy.

Guy #1: "Whats good, nigga? LaNeesha facebook poked me. Dat bitch deff wants the D."

Guy #2: "Shit Tyrone, get it together!"

by TyroneDaPussyEater February 5, 2013

poeslap

A cloth which one rubs on the female genital area.

- Dude, you got a spare poeslap?
- You can borrow my mams
- loveit

by poeslapknickknacks February 24, 2009