prison

any secondary or high school

fitz, jm, larks

by Barney March 9, 2004

Poisoned apple

An attractive person with a bad personality.

Stephanie was beautiful, successful, and popular with her peers, but cold or dismissive to everybody else - she was a poisoned apple that left a bitter taste in the mouth.

by Nodules August 1, 2012

pizza poisoning

Failure to accomplish something after eating pizza. Usually large quantities of pizza is consumed. A sort of jinx brought about from eating pizza.

I can't believe we went from 1st place to 5th place in the event after eating pizza. It must be pizza poisoning.

by shomaster October 16, 2007

Fun Poisoning

Having so much fun you may actually have a poisoning, but only in the dose of fun, not to be mistaken for alcohol poisoning.
Having to much fun to handle yourself.

Miller: Dude tonight I was so drunk i entered a bikini contest, danced like a hoe and then fell off a moving bus

Mike: Dude, thats a serious case of fun poisoning

by dude6429 March 22, 2009

Decaf poisoned

When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.

I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!

by coffeegirl678 August 25, 2011

Heat poisoning

Heat poisoning is an illness that caused Marilyn Manson to collapse on stage on August 18th, 2018

"I've actually had some uhh... heat poisoning, but I think I'll survive" - Marilyn Manson

by Rad Stink August 23, 2018

brain poisoned

The condition of having spent a long time in spaces (especially online spaces) that tend to radicalize people and put them further down spirals of weird, isolating thinking. Whether it's a leftist starting out with ironic commie memes and then suddenly arguing the DPRK did nothing wrong, or an elderly Facebook user slowly posting more MAGA content until their entire feed is one step removed from quoting the 14 words, a person becoming brain poisoned is never fun to watch for their soon to be former friends and loved ones.

I can't even talk to Trevor anymore, he's so brain poisoned he just says weird incel shit about chads in every conversation. Dude's probably gonna shoot up a school.

by CalamityJain November 24, 2018