Illinois Hot-Pocket

Boning a female, and then pulling out, and nutting in the females nostril/nostrils and squezing the jizzum out of her nose like the cheese in a hot-pocket.

Sally just loved the Illinois Hot-Pocket and gave to her last night, she thought it was rad.

by RabidWimp December 16, 2008

Alabama Hot pocket

The act of taking a poop in a girls vagina and having sex after.

Tim: Do you want to get drinks tonight Matt.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.

by Alst4r52 June 11, 2018

pochismo

Word used in Mexican Spanish to describe a state of being "pocho." Pocho is a derogatory term that Mexicans use for American hispanics who can't speak Spanish correctly. Also used to describe someone who says he's bilingual, but in reality can't function in either language.....like Tex-Mex.

HR Manager: Didn't that last applicant say he was bilingual on his resume ?
Supervisor: Yeah, puro pochismo. He can't write a business letter to our clients in Mexico, and he can't spell in English either. Where do these guys get off bragging how bilingual they are ?

by ruso September 22, 2005

Pocket pussy

A male sex toy designed to imitate a woman’s vagina.

“Dude, all my socks are fucked up from jerking it all the time.”
-Bro, get yourself a pocket pussy, they feel fucking great!!

by The Drizzle March 1, 2018

Clown's Pocket

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clowns' costume

I should have known, considering what a slut Tina was. Her fur pie was stretched wider than the coller of a fat kid's t-shirt. I could have fit six of my dicks in her clown's pocket.

by Tello August 16, 2006

Cock Pocket

A vagina or other female orifice for the male penis

Lets go fill our cock pockets (pick up men)

by Jim Thomsen August 4, 2006

Cincinnati Hot Pocket

When a person shits in a pillow case and beats someone else with it, very hard.

"Dan I will Cincinnati Hot Pocket you!!!!!!!"

by lauren p! May 7, 2008