Illinois Hot-Pocket

Boning a female, and then pulling out, and nutting in the females nostril/nostrils and squezing the jizzum out of her nose like the cheese in a hot-pocket.

Sally just loved the Illinois Hot-Pocket and gave to her last night, she thought it was rad.

by RabidWimp December 5, 2008

Illinois Hot Pocket

When a large group of men (or women) zip multiple sleeping bags together and sleep in a confined space together.

Caleb: Hey, it's getting cold in here. Wanna stay warm with an Illinois Hot Pocket?

Robbie: Of course, I'm always up for an Illinois Hot Pocket!

by Narddog February 17, 2015

illinois hot pocket

taking a shit in a regular hot pocket n then having someone eat it

holy shit katie just ate that Illinois hot pocket what a sick ass

by carl sandburg April 17, 2008