mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

ping pong

In a 2 male 1 female 3 some where the female is taking dick from one male and his balls are bouncing against her pussy and she's giving the other male head and his balls are bouncing against her face.

Person 1: Did you guys ping pong Kayla last night?
Person 2: Yeah we totally did her face and ass were bruised from our balls it was crazy

by phantmmm February 19, 2022

bao ping

she’s da best. she’s the sweetest girl you will ever meet and the one you will remember forever.

bao ping is da best

by not our pseudonym November 22, 2021

Bio ping pong

A two people game. One (must be male) freezes his cum in the shape of a ball. When it's frozen he puts it in its mouth and kisses someone else. While kissing they try to push the cum snowball to each other's side, until one chooses on it or it melts in the mouth

This slut Janna cheated on me so I tricked her with bio ping pong. She now have 3 STDs

by Igorthecthulhu February 18, 2020

ping

Ping is when a one or more of users is being mentioned in a message, e.g:
@everyone lol i just pinged everyone;
@Wumpus hey, wanna play minecraft?
@everyone ping is frewuently used by trolls (when in chat).

imagine if i would ping everyone :)
- get out of the server!

by KhandraUser February 6, 2023

199 ping god

Kikikatme, the 199 ping god, decimates any competition despite his high ping.

"That kikikatme sure is a 199 ping god."
"Wtf is a Kikikatme? and wtf is a 199 ping god?"
"A Kikikatme is the sexiest man alive and a 199 ping god decimates his enemies at the high ping of 199. That man is both the sexiest man alive and high dominates at 199 ping."

by Moist Individual April 22, 2024