Epic Pile Of Cust

When someone is so gross and disgusting.

Also known as EPOC.

Look! There's the Epic Pile Of Cust!

by Sanasaaaaa May 1, 2010

piggy pile

The assortment of items gathered around a person while they spend large amounts of time on the couch or on the internet. Designed to encompass everything one would need for entertainment, nourishment, communication, and practical purposes during this time. Common Piggy piles can include one or more of the following items, among others, dependent on the user's personal tastes and needs:

-remote control
-phone
-book
-gaming device
-game controller
-snack
-drink
-pillows, blankets, etc.
-cigarettes

These piggy piles have a 99% chance of missing one or more items once the user gets settled in.

I got off work for the weekend, and the first thing I did was set up a piggy pile and zone out for 8 hours.

by meesterseege March 12, 2011

piles wide

when your friend is blacked out, either from drinking too much or just passed out due to lack of sleep. Also piles wide is an easier way to say “kids out!”

That kid is piles wide!
My friend took a huge pull, then 20 minutes later he was piles wide

by conor’s xan is peepin May 1, 2018

dewy pile

A fresh wet pile of cow shit.

Good thing you didn't step in that dewy pile!

by Papa toot June 14, 2016

Nikky Pile

A pile of a friend's belongings that accumulates in size with said friend's belongings over time.

Friend: I can't find my keys.

You: Have you tried looking in your Nikky Pile? That's where you found your wallet last time.

by bazookabauer March 23, 2022

shit piles up

When your life is like shit already but more bad things keep happening. Bad news just pile up on top of each other.

Two days ago I lost my cousin. And today my gf broke up with me.

Shit piles up

by Ooway January 1, 2018

Alabama Pile Driver

Defecating on a woman’s head during a threesome.

Man, did you hear about Vince giving that chick an Alabama Pile Driver?

by KandyKane1-4-69 February 9, 2024