Pervus

The legendary secret agent who brought down the evil child molester known only as Chester. Pervus, a small oily man brought to life by the great God Mick was a connosseur of the finer things in life: namely, lesbian porn. Pervus turned evil and conquered the world of Lesbia only to be defeated by the great hero Arlo the Racist and his band of ghosts. He was forgiven for his sins by Mick and now lives in Valhalla fighting evil child molesters and jacking off to lesbian porn.

I like lesbian porn, BITCH!

by varietylevel13 March 26, 2004

pervey

Related to perverted. Something that has a sexual connotation, especially in a slimey way.

That was such a PERVEY comment...you are SO nasty!

by Vern February 15, 2005

Pervert

A person who looks up the word "pervert"

You reading this word right now, you're a pervert

by Super Ultra Mega September 1, 2014

Pervertish

To mention/talk/perform acts which are classed as perverted or naughty.

"stop being so Pervertish!"

by Lee & Andrea December 14, 2006

closet pervert

closet pervert - noun - Ebisu on Naruto

Naruto: Ahhgg!! Why are you here?!

by Magik November 26, 2004

perview

The act of accidentally seeing a person of the opposite sex partly or fully naked immediately before you enter their space for some legit purpose.

Airline Passenger: Judd, guess what! I got a perview of that hot spanish flight safety attendant because she fogot to slide the bolt to "occupado" while on the john. I was walking in to take a piss and saw her taking a t.p. tour of Forrest Gump, yo!!

Happens all the time to meter readers and letter carriers.

by mackometer February 25, 2010

pervy

Used to describe a person who enjoys perving or drooling over people, and thinks about sex every second of the goddamn day.

Danny, you pervy bastard. Stop staring at my penises!!

Pffttt...

by BeckyxBoo September 29, 2006