Penis Eclipse

What a Ho sees right before she gets dick slapped in tha face.

Last night Shaniqua got on my nerves so I showed her da penis eclipse! Cuz mah dick so big it block out da sun!

by C.T.HO June 14, 2011

Peirson

A Peirson is very rare; you don't come upon one often. He seems really nerdy and shy at first but he's pretty dark-humored. Though he seems like a nerd, everyone wants to talk to him. He's comical and he knows it- but he can be a bit egotistical. Like, he's one of those kids who checks his reflection each time he walks past a car window. Be careful not to feed his ego, like by complimenting his hair. He's obsessed with hair.

You're always gonna find yourself laughing along with a Peirson

"That kid Peirson is stupid but I love him"

"Peirson, stop checking your reflection in the car window"

by Chickenjoy May 23, 2019

Penis in Boobs

When your so drunk that you forget how to have regular sex, so you masturbate using boobs instead.

Me-Oh, I just watched some hot Milf Vaginal Sex.

John-Oh yeah! Well I watched Penis and Boobs sex and it was even hotter!

Me-Oh you got me. I can only last 4 seconds when I watch Penis in Boobs.

by virginnevergettinlaid101 April 17, 2019

Fabric penis

When a piece of fabric hangs down right between your crotch, giving the appearance of a cloth penis.

Sammy's new shirt gave her a fabric penis.

by SarahDanielleC April 21, 2011

Schrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Schrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

PARIS HILTON

1. What happens when one kills all of their brain cells as a result of being a spoiled child.

2. An action deemed worthy of the Darwin Award.

You just pulled a Paris Hilton, didn't you?

by Sara A. September 7, 2008

Leaky Penis Syndrome

Typically occurs while drinking alcohol for a bit and breaking the seal, and then ejaculating. The sensation feels as if the subject must keep urinating even after previously urinating. Once the subject becomes tired of waiting for all the urine to come out, he proceeds to pull up his pants and leave the bathroom, only for his penis to leak urine drop by drop into his underwear, while causing a slight burning sensation in the tip of the penis. The subject immediately returns to the bathroom, only to urinate a tiny drop or stream, repeating the process over and over until about an hour after he stops drinking alcohol and/or ejaculating.

Guy: We totally shouldn't have fucked just now.

Girl: What the fuck does that mean?

Guy: We've been drinking all night. Now I have Leaky Penis Syndrome, you dumb cunt.

by Black Tony May 16, 2009