what guys use to get satisfaction.
"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good!"
"Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?"
"AHH! what he hell where you doing there?"
"I was with your g/f too"
by Hugh G. Rection August 22, 2003
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plural of penis, to be used as a plural word
There are many Peni in the audience tonight
by jeffdujon August 12, 2018
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Play Every Note In Song. created by my peers in our school marching band as an excuse to say the word penis.
Josh why can't you PENIS already.

At least Macy has a PENIS.
by sapphire fire October 18, 2019
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A word discovered accidentally during Kristen's science fair project. Meaning a male's thingy.
That guy has a really saggy penie.
by Rob February 16, 2005
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-Anything that is strange and mysterious
-A comeback to almost any insult
-Word used to break the silence
The hell is that?!...its kinda like a...penis!

::insult::
Oh yeah!?.....You have a small penis!

................Penis!
by Shirdoo May 5, 2005
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Britney Spears's favorite toy. The reason why Miss Spears is becoming more and more slutty every time she appears on camera is because she is being seasoned by penis.
Damn! Look at Britney Spears go. After having many a penis in every available hole, she still jammed one in her cunt and did it one more time.
by yup June 18, 2003
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