penis

Okay, they publish the definition for "penis", but won't publish an intelligently formulated non-sexual definition.

penis by GainTrain June 1, 2014

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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LOOK THIS UP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!69696969696969?!?!?!?!?

Damn, you looked up the word penis in the urban DICKtionary? Wow...and I thought I didn't have a life

Penis by jkgnkf July 24, 2015

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something on a man around his wast and inbetween his legs its hard long (at least mine is) and wite stuff comes out (sticky).

that is a big hard and long penis...where did you get it?????i got it when i was born.

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he has a wrinkly penis

penis by penis December 12, 2002

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My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.

penis by Jm November 11, 2004

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The wang, shlong, ding dong, junk, goods, bits'n'pieces, cock, dick...

Like M&Ms, the penis melts in her mouth and not in her hands.

penis by shemp February 19, 2005

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what's hard on me at the moment

i'm about ready to make the seat wet

penis by MasterX November 4, 2004

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