powned

When your ballsack smacks against someones forehead.

Bitch, you just got powned!!!

by Justin May 28, 2004

PwndByES

Usually used as a euphemism for an IRC whore. Often spends the vast majority of a day spamming a channel in a meticulously careful way as to not get kicked, while increasing word and character counts.

Don't go PwndByES and slut yourself out for a !stats wordcount.

by Azza774733 March 21, 2009

Waffle Pwnd

Also seen as wflpwnd. (1)It is used to describe pwnage so severe that the person receiving the pwn now looks like a waffle.
(2)Major Pwnage in which person feels as if they have several indents in there body, like a waffle.

(1)As Timmy was playin COD4 he said "OMG noobzars, i am about bout to wflpwn you all!"

Proper way: I just Waffle Pwnd a bunch of nubs, on DotA!

by ShadowSoldier October 6, 2008

twitter pwnd

when you get owned. (via tweet)

sheila: "your mom!"
marcela: "ouch! :/"
sheila: "haha. you just got twitter pwnd!"

by yearbookgurlz January 6, 2010

poned

A word the JONAS BROTHERS ( Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas ) made up. to be shown up at. to be put down by someone better than you.

Joe; Nick, you so got poned!

by dfgfdg March 3, 2008

pwnerer

N.

One who pwns the most in any particular situation.
Possessor of inherent pwnage.

syn. pwninatorr

Player 1: I made a pile of noob wax at the spawn point.
Player 2: Pwnerer!!

by kidloco July 1, 2006

p'wned

This word originated from when players beat the oozing puss out of other players so badly and tried to type "owned" too fast because their opponent's defeat was so effortless and crushing that their pinky's would hit the "p" key instead of the "o" key. The further instantiation of this gamer term may have to do with the nature of a gamer's attitude saying "my misspelling of this word befits your nooby loss."

"p'wned!"
"I p'wned your @ss!"
"I p'wned your nooby @ss!"

by sirtoad January 16, 2008