prosticutor

A legal zealot who either poses as a "customer" in order to entrap streetwalkers so that said zealot can subsequently press illegal-propositioning charges against them, or offers sexual favors to court-personnel and/or plaintiffs/defendants in exchange for their "cooperative" testimony or other ethically-questionable actions.

I try to avoid legal entanglements at all costs, since I know that there are so many prosticutors out there.

by QuacksO November 24, 2017

Prostifune

Noun: A prostitute's funeral.
May be applied to any funeral denomination or tradition. Generally attended by the friends, family, and co-workers of the deceased prostitute. Attire is generally skanky at best, and black or dark colours are traditionally encouraged.

"I have to get this black cocktail dress altered for Cinnamon's prostifune on Saturday. It's not short enough."

by othuaidh January 27, 2019

priestitute

A woman who thinks she was called to be a member of the clergy.

"Look, that woman thinks she's a reverend! She's a priestitute!"

by Liberservative July 7, 2019

Prostiputa

Combination of the word prostitute in Spanish (prostituta) and slut in Spanish (puta).

Combinación de la palabras prostituta y puta.

Look at that prostituta with her see thru shirt and smudged mascara.

Mira esa prostiputa con su camisa transparente y su máscara manchada.

by Tut@ July 20, 2019

iprostitute

Someone who performs sexual acts for apple products.

She’s the first Iprostitute.
She hooked up with her ex for an I phone she is an Iprostitute.

by I,watch,your,shadow,for,fun October 6, 2019

prostigate

the combination of prosecuting and investigating your significant other

I read through his texts and have enough evidence to prostigate him.

by tomes22 September 13, 2020

Robert Frostitute

Person who shows affection when given books or literature; a gold digger for books

“ I had to break up with that librarian, man. She’s a real Robert Frostitute, and I’m broke from taking her to Barnes and Noble.

by Slaggy D July 14, 2019