Krabby Patty

When you get some hood rat so wet, you throw her nasty unnderwear on the floor and they dry up, creating a "Krabby patty" on the floor.

Don't fuck that bitch, she will make a krabby patty!

by Popit Chopit January 24, 2017

platypuss

The most fucked up animal ever concieved!!!

"its got webbed feet.. and its poisonous.. and its stinger is on the back of its leg!! and its got a bill! and it lays eggs for gods sake!! that is one fucked up animal!"

by Jon April 7, 2005

Platypudophelia

Love of platypus (usually, love of kinky stuffed platypus found in the beds of small children). Note: this condition is ostracized in most communities.

Pooks 1: "I loveeeeeeeeee Franklin your stuffed platypus!"
Pooks 2: "That's strange. I think you have platypudophelia."
Pooks 1: "Pookuhduhnug get up out my kool-aid!"

by rodiz August 28, 2011

patty flower

A psychedelic mushroom that grows from a cow patty (cow dung).

Dude, look at that pile of cow shit. I think that's a patty flower we can boil and trip on.

by eternalmicrobe May 12, 2012

Platypussy Doctor

A teacher who is an undercover doctor for people who have platypussies. They often tend to look like a pedafile but it's because of their true inner self. They are the perfect people to help you with your platypussy problems

I went to him last week! He was he best Platypussy Doctor I've visited so far!!

by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016

platypussery

Noun.
The general antics of the platypus, and the unpleasant mischief it often causes. Almost always used anthropomorphically.

Teacher: If this platypussery continues, I will quit!

by gianni rage November 25, 2018

Phlatty patty

Phlatty patty is a word you would use if you were talking about a girl named Aoife

Hey look at Phlatty patty over there!

by phlaty patty May 11, 2019