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rug pisser
A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless. (See Carpet Pisser)
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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DUDE: Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room together-
LEBOWSKI: You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. So where do I fit in?
DUDE: Well they were looking for you, these two guys, they were trying to--
LEBOWSKI: I'll say it again, all right? You told Brandt. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
DUDE: So you know they were trying to piss on your rug--
LEBOWSKI: Did I urinate on your rug?
DUDE: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my--
LEBOWSKI: Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?
DUDE: Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug--
EBOWSKI: Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--
DUDE: Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here.
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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DUDE: Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room together-
LEBOWSKI: You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. So where do I fit in?
DUDE: Well they were looking for you, these two guys, they were trying to--
LEBOWSKI: I'll say it again, all right? You told Brandt. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
DUDE: So you know they were trying to piss on your rug--
LEBOWSKI: Did I urinate on your rug?
DUDE: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my--
LEBOWSKI: Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?
DUDE: Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug--
EBOWSKI: Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--
DUDE: Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here.
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rug pisser by UrbanAchiever March 2, 2005
2 Pistols
Traitin' ass rapper who got knocked out with a one hitta quitta at a party and now nobody hears about (well his only song I heard was "She got it").
Rat piss
A codename for "send nudes".
Bare Ass Piss
An epic maneuver in which a man lets his pants and underwear drop to his ankles, lifts his shirt up to armpit level, and urinates, much in the manner of a 4 year old trying to use a urinal. Usually executed while intoxicated. Occasionally performed in tandem by a group, no homo.
Since many guys did this at urinals when they were kindergarten age, the act of doing this is often referred to as "bringing it back".
Since many guys did this at urinals when they were kindergarten age, the act of doing this is often referred to as "bringing it back".
"Guys, I have to pee. I'm gonna bring back the bare ass piss."
"Joel, I heard you brought back the bare ass piss the other night."
"Feels good, man."
"Joel, I heard you brought back the bare ass piss the other night."
"Feels good, man."
Bare Ass Piss by Mackie J October 16, 2009
pissivity
pissivity by Marshall Hopkins June 10, 2004