PIMP Funny

While driving to work this morning, I almost had an accident listening to Howard Stern on the radio; he was so damn PIMP Funny.
by suzywoozy July 28, 2011
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pimp vision

The potential to be a hoe from a pimp's point of view. A potential hoe does not yet know she is or can be a hoe.
My pimp vision led me to believe that Sarah was hoe potential based on her huge knockers.
by Slimm HD April 16, 2008
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party pimp

A person who is very hardcore with partying or is very good at planning parties or plan alot of parties , if theres alcohol at a party theyre usually the ones that bring it
they pretty much look down on emos or people that just lean against the wall or sit in a corner
party pimp: hey guys i brought the beer!
by Joe725 June 25, 2006
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pimp-ass

(adj.) Something or someone of exceptional reknown or of up-to-the-minute style and knowledge; one who is not to be dissed or fucked with. Similar to "badass".
"That is one pimp-ass motherfucker, G!"; "Your suit is fuckin' pimp-ass!"
by dudley1969 May 16, 2003
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chili pimp

n. a pimp who is shivering because he only has one hoe in his stable.

This dude in the mall claimed he was pimping was big time, but he ain't nothing but a chili pimp.
by brookzbadazz April 22, 2009
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pimp cans

1.pimpcans are the canes that pimps usually walk around with.Pimp cans are usually tackier than normal old man canes.

2.A fly set of ear phones
1.Don't make me smack you with my pimp cans bitch!

2. jeff:Damn son, those are some nice pimp cans
Brad:yeah kid, the new sony models bitch!
by ActionDan October 22, 2007
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Emo Pimp

A boy who pretends to be part of the "emo scene" usualy 16-17 who preys upon the younger girls usualy 13-14-15 and because of how tight his girl pants are, and how skinny he is. usually about 130. and the cool shirts who wears, combined with thick black rimmed glasses, and his "scene" hair. in the years 2005, 2006 the emo pimps have been getting into really HOT girls pants by telling them that they are emo and care about their feelings. then the young girls are ditched the next by the emo pimps,and the emo pimps break it off using phrases such as "im too afraid of my heart being broken" or " i think im still in love with my ex" and then the young girls cant get mad at the emo boy because they are afraid to make them cry.
Emo Pimps Would NOT be able to get any girls if they dressed and acted like a normal person. plain and simple
by Greg Niemi September 28, 2006
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