Splat Patty

Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.

After the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, James found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a Squat Patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.

by Aeryck November 6, 2004

patty cake creampie

The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.

Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.

by P---H January 14, 2009

pettiting

1) to recycle the same beer from one beer pong game to another
2) to hold the same beer all night and act like your drinking it

1- Drink that cup and stop pettiting.
2- Look at him he's been pettiting that beer all night.

by crazy party man March 17, 2009

Patty-Cake Love

when two people both have an attraction for each other but both are too prideful to admit love for one other; both as well are playing games to try to lead the other one on

Jim and Sarah, have patty-cake love, they just sit there and try to lead each other on.

by thankyou4askin October 29, 2011

pettable

1) adjective: refers to the irresistible urge to pet an object.

Robin Hood With The Cool Shades wears a pettable North Face jacket.

by anoosaP September 30, 2012

Patty McNasty

The act of inserting your finger or thumb into a female's anus while receiving felacio; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the male to slap the in the face with his penis for good luck. This maneuver was introduced to the 'Merica in the late 90's

Giving a bitch the ole Patty McNasty is the best thing since sliced cheese.

by GIMMExYOxSHOES May 13, 2013

petting the hamster

Another term for making love. Having sex, intercourse.

Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster

by #FamilyFued June 9, 2017