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Mark Paston

The true God of New Zealand, Mark made the save which took New Zealand to the World Cup Finals
Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"

Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"

Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"

Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.

Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"

Mark Paston, -silence-

Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"

Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite

Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.
by Michael from YF Lol November 18, 2009
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Monty Panton

Monty Panton is a sub-type of rectal prolapse, and refers to abnormal descent of the rectal mucosa through the anus caused by hard anal pounding.
Dam babe u gave me a massive Monty Panton
by llessuR yrraH February 17, 2021
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paton

cok-sucka
by Anonymous May 20, 2003
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paxton

A unusually white-large assed girl. She has curly hair that resembles pubic hair. No big deal though. She has an odd sex noise and ride's a purple bike usually. Be aware when around one. They do bite.
Shit that paxton has a huge ass.

Fuck she just bite me! Must me a paxton.
by shannon369 February 10, 2009
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paxton

A larger, generally obese woman whos only intention is to climb her own social ladder. Paxton will do or say anything to hurt you. A very very easy girl to sleep with all she needs is a few vodkas. Just a big white slut bag
Person " what happened to your friend paxton?

paxton" when i get bored of my friends i sleep with their boyfriend"
by andromeada November 19, 2013
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Payton Manning

to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy
Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"
by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008
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paxton

A curly-headed jock who will play you like a damn fiddle. Never fall in love with a Paxton. His face looks so punchable yet cute at the same time.

If you're a dumb bitch who ends up liking a Paxton so much as to look up his name on here, dump him. He does not love you. He loves himself and the stupid sport he plays. You always come up with excuses to forgive him. Make a damn list and fucking wake up. His words are traps so never let him manipulate you. If you ever have the courage to finally dump a paxton, NEVER forgive him. If you forgive him once, you will always forgive him. This will create so much fucking chaos in your life.

This CUNT will throw you lies like lettuce to a rabbit. No matter how old Paxton is, he'll always act like he's in 8th grade. Never grows up. He's also probably cheating on you as you're reading this. And even if you talk to him about it, he'll deny everything. Fuck a bitch named Paxton. If you meet a Paxton, stay the HELL away.

You're welcome.
"I'll always love you" Lie from Paxton
"I have a big dick" Another Lie from Paxton
"I want to marry you" Yet Another Lie from Paxton
by thotpotato January 1, 2019
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