Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"
Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"
Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"
Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"
Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.
Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"
Mark Paston, -silence-
Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"
Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"
Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite
Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.
Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"
Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"
Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"
Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.
Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"
Mark Paston, -silence-
Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"
Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"
Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite
Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.
by Michael from YF Lol November 18, 2009
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A unusually white-large assed girl. She has curly hair that resembles pubic hair. No big deal though. She has an odd sex noise and ride's a purple bike usually. Be aware when around one. They do bite.
by shannon369 February 10, 2009
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Person " what happened to your friend paxton?
paxton" when i get bored of my friends i sleep with their boyfriend"
paxton" when i get bored of my friends i sleep with their boyfriend"
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Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"
Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
Sally: "He's right"
Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
Sally: "He's right"
by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008
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If you're a dumb bitch who ends up liking a Paxton so much as to look up his name on here, dump him. He does not love you. He loves himself and the stupid sport he plays. You always come up with excuses to forgive him. Make a damn list and fucking wake up. His words are traps so never let him manipulate you. If you ever have the courage to finally dump a paxton, NEVER forgive him. If you forgive him once, you will always forgive him. This will create so much fucking chaos in your life.
This CUNT will throw you lies like lettuce to a rabbit. No matter how old Paxton is, he'll always act like he's in 8th grade. Never grows up. He's also probably cheating on you as you're reading this. And even if you talk to him about it, he'll deny everything. Fuck a bitch named Paxton. If you meet a Paxton, stay the HELL away.
You're welcome.
If you're a dumb bitch who ends up liking a Paxton so much as to look up his name on here, dump him. He does not love you. He loves himself and the stupid sport he plays. You always come up with excuses to forgive him. Make a damn list and fucking wake up. His words are traps so never let him manipulate you. If you ever have the courage to finally dump a paxton, NEVER forgive him. If you forgive him once, you will always forgive him. This will create so much fucking chaos in your life.
This CUNT will throw you lies like lettuce to a rabbit. No matter how old Paxton is, he'll always act like he's in 8th grade. Never grows up. He's also probably cheating on you as you're reading this. And even if you talk to him about it, he'll deny everything. Fuck a bitch named Paxton. If you meet a Paxton, stay the HELL away.
You're welcome.
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