1 definition by thotpotato
A curly-headed jock who will play you like a damn fiddle. Never fall in love with a Paxton. His face looks so punchable yet cute at the same time.
If you're a dumb bitch who ends up liking a Paxton so much as to look up his name on here, dump him. He does not love you. He loves himself and the stupid sport he plays. You always come up with excuses to forgive him. Make a damn list and fucking wake up. His words are traps so never let him manipulate you. If you ever have the courage to finally dump a paxton, NEVER forgive him. If you forgive him once, you will always forgive him. This will create so much fucking chaos in your life.
This CUNT will throw you lies like lettuce to a rabbit. No matter how old Paxton is, he'll always act like he's in 8th grade. Never grows up. He's also probably cheating on you as you're reading this. And even if you talk to him about it, he'll deny everything. Fuck a bitch named Paxton. If you meet a Paxton, stay the HELL away.
You're welcome.
If you're a dumb bitch who ends up liking a Paxton so much as to look up his name on here, dump him. He does not love you. He loves himself and the stupid sport he plays. You always come up with excuses to forgive him. Make a damn list and fucking wake up. His words are traps so never let him manipulate you. If you ever have the courage to finally dump a paxton, NEVER forgive him. If you forgive him once, you will always forgive him. This will create so much fucking chaos in your life.
This CUNT will throw you lies like lettuce to a rabbit. No matter how old Paxton is, he'll always act like he's in 8th grade. Never grows up. He's also probably cheating on you as you're reading this. And even if you talk to him about it, he'll deny everything. Fuck a bitch named Paxton. If you meet a Paxton, stay the HELL away.
You're welcome.
"I'll always love you" Lie from Paxton
"I have a big dick" Another Lie from Paxton
"I want to marry you" Yet Another Lie from Paxton
"I have a big dick" Another Lie from Paxton
"I want to marry you" Yet Another Lie from Paxton
by thotpotato January 1, 2019