Parry The Pat-a-Tush

a random strange who you don't catch smacking your tush.

someone just felt my backside, who was it...
it must have been Parry The Pat-a-Tush !!!

by TLAW August 9, 2010

Head Pat

Description used for people who are so stupid that the only thing you can do is head pat them.

Why are you such a Head Pat?

by FantaChic June 21, 2020

pat - don't wipe

Method used for cleansing rectal area after a bad case of diarrhea.

I had the ass crippling trots so long, I had to resort to the pat - don't wipe method.

by stahlout September 16, 2006

Pat Pope Style

A guy who likes to rail a women from behind and not make any eye contact with her when she turns her head to look back at him. Also known as the Poping from Behind.

Remember that chick i was with last night? Well, i went for the Pat Pope Style and succeeded.

I totally met this chick last night and ended up Poping from Behind.

by Shitty McCunterman October 13, 2011

Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."

Tom, don't pat the table.

by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018

Cracked Cow Pat

An ugly woman

She has a face like a Cracked Cow Pat

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022

On my pat malone

To be left alone, being on one’s own

Hey Wally, you left me on my pat malone and I have to do the motor rebuild by me fuckin self.

by Aussiedogs May 14, 2023