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A gay piece of shit that will suck any dick for a $1.30 and some animal crackers but overall really chill. Also very retarded and goes to HHS in Mrs.Soliz’s class.
Customer:Ayy Owen how much?
Owen:$1.30 and some crackers, animal crackers specifically.
Owen by BigBoiMarques April 29, 2019

OpenStudy 

(n) an AMAZING website where the world is literally your study group. You ask a question and people around the world answer. It has many features.
Joe: Damnit, I have a huge math test tomorrow! I better study...(Five hours later) Ugh! What plus X is Z?

(Joe goes on OpenStudy, enters question)

Random Contributor: X+Y=Z

Joe: OH! I GOT IT NOW!

(The next day)

Joe: Sweet! I got an 100 on my test! Thanks, OpenStudy!
OpenStudy by An Owl October 11, 2010

Owen Turner 

A little white racist that constantly gets communication banned on Xbox for saying racial slurs meant to slander all ethnicities other than white.
Owen Turner is a racist white asshole that is privileged and uses that to demean minorities.
Owen Turner by MpTy SLAYER February 27, 2017

owensound 

1.The most boring place in the entire province of Ontairio. The fact that it has a 3-way football war on and it's were Florida sends all the mentally-ill people the give those bus tickets to means that the adult masses will not let anyone under the age of 21 leave the house.The radio station sucks to.

2.Best place to get drugs cheap.
1.I am under house arrest in owensound.

2.You can get a truckload of MaryJane for the newest LinkinPark Cd in owensound? REALLY?!
owensound by Mix_106_sucks October 21, 2004
An ogre/cave dwelling mammal. The Owen is a huge mama's boy, it is often thought that an owen breast feeds until puberty. It grows facial hair at the ripe age of 3 and tends to keep it through out the rest of it's life to hide it's ogre like appearance. The Owen is often overweight. It survives on pickles and ranch dressing. Unlike other ogres The Owen has yet to to find his fiona. It often makes bad choices in purchasing vehicles and is oblivious to the fact that they are complete garbage. The Owen's favourite past times are watching house, taking 2 hour craps, awkwardly grunting at random moments, and mumbling nonsense. If you give The Owen a couple drinks he turns into the toughest man around, (so he thinks). 100% of the time The Owen turns gay at the age of 30.
An Owen must of raided our fridge!, all our pickles and ranch dressing are gone!
Owen by ImNotAnOwen! December 9, 2010

Owen Benjamin 

Owen Benjamin of America, shepherd of goats, king of bears, slayer of wizards, breaker of spells. In Owens free time you may find him playing the piano or trying to get Red Pill Rooster out of the Blackberry bush, but most of the time you will find him with his family.
Have you seen how tall Owen Benjamin is? He’s almost 25 rogans!
Owen Benjamin by Texas Bear August 25, 2019