my dick

it's big huge and girls like it a lot.

"I think she wants my dick bro"

by wrknjrk November 13, 2019

Gristle on my dick

When gristle is applied to the genital area

Yo she put gristle on my dick

by Hdrizzle July 5, 2022

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

Suck my dick

To tell someone to suck that small tiny goofy ahh dick

Jake: wanna spray paint

Fresh: suck my DICK NIGGA

by Niggerousnigga June 22, 2022

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

Word to my dick

to agree or add emphasis to a claim

“he’s so cool ”
“Dude no way”
“No word to my dick he’s the coolest guy in the grade”

“Yo word to my dick I love you guys”

by P1mpd4ddy September 20, 2022

get off my dick

Meaning dont kiss up to me . Can also be said like get off is dick

Meek: Oh my gosh homie your album views is so sick like it's secretly my life
Drake: Get off my Dick my n***a

by Seven.klza December 24, 2017