office slut

Every workplace of any substantial size has at least one official office slut. She will let any coworker do anything he wants to her anyplace and anytime, regardless of age, race, looks, or marital status. She dresses, acts, and talks like a slut. She is usually herself married.

Kathy is the official office slut where she works. Even though she is in her 50's almost every guy there has fucked her at least once. She even let a couple of 19 year old interns fuck her in her car during lunch. She always wears short skirts and thigh highs so the men have easy access to her shaved pussy and tight little asshole. Everyone knows she doesnt wear panties because Kathy gives the men a peek whenever she can. All a man has to do is call her into an office or bathroom and she bends over or spreads her legs exposing her slutty wet pussy and ass. Kathy begs them to fuck her hard and call her a dirty whore as the pump her and fill her with cum. Almost every day she goes home with jizz dripping from both her used fuckholes. One time she got caught letting the black janitor fuck her married white asshole in the basement. She was bent over with her mini skirt flipped up over her sexy ass.

by btld October 3, 2007

Drop the Obamas off at the Oval Office

1: To poop in a toilet or other round receptacle

2: Defecate regardless of political affiliation

"After eating Taco Bell, Dave had rush home in order to drop the Obamas off at the oval office."

by SoxFan2008 March 29, 2009

In My Office

A phrase used by managers / Co-owners to entice younger workers to join them in their office ... usually for rough anal sex.

This encounter will then be overseen by another manager who disagrees with such acts of deprevation and it will be mentioned at the next argument between two such bosses.

'In My Orifice' may also be used.

"In My Office" Shouts Manager

Cut to Manager being penetrated by younger work colleague in a violent manner then being overseen by more traditional style of manager.

by Dave9756 January 15, 2006

off/ offing

to kill yourself

suicide

All she could talk about was offing herself

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

office crack

Fictitious substance that makes light of the way some office personnel can be so intellectually lacking while being so self-righteously believing themselves to be of a superior intellect to others outside the office environment.

The memo from product development to manufacturing indicating the resolve of a problem that never existed reeks of office crack.

by critter getter September 18, 2007

loan officer

works for a mortgage company

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

official

Something tight

That party might be official

by Anonymous June 15, 2003