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My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!
"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."
by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018
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no but really, which one?
physics teacher: okay, class! it's the first day of school and I want to answer any question that you may have.
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*
by warmachine76123 April 17, 2021
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Sigma Phi Nothing

A term which, when spoken, imitates the phrase "signify nothing" and is used to sarcastically relate to a sorority or fraternity house.
"It looks like Sigma Phi Nothing is chalking the sidewalks again. What a bunch of loons."
by E. R. S. December 19, 2005
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20-Nothings

Grown children moving back in with their parents delaying the “transition to adulthood” as marked by five milestones: completing school, leaving home, becoming financially independent, marrying and having a child.
Jesus, I am so fed up of dating 20-Nothings, going-nowhere-fast guys, with their arrested development!
by rperazag August 21, 2010
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nottingham

A city located in northern England. The capital of gun crime and street violence in the UK.
a: I'll be in Nottingham for the weekend
b: have you written your will yet?
by pez March 14, 2005
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nothing rhymes with

a description of people who incessantly tan and consequently look bright orange or overwhelmingly tan to the point that is does not look right tanorexics

derived from the fact that nothing rhymes with orange
person 1: have you seen remi, she just got back to florida and she got soo tan.

person 2: damn son, nothing rhymes with that bitch.
by b1895selenagomez December 1, 2010
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you bring nothing to the table

when you dont bring humour, you dont bring character, you dont bring personality

to the table = to the conversation

usually a joke :)
guy:i had the wildest night it was raging because of me

girl:cool it kid, you bring nothing to the table

you dont bring the condiments the sauce, the salt - you bring nothing
by she1l August 31, 2009
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